TMI

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Today's blog is about too much information.  Unfortunately, it's just a sign of the age I have arrived at and the circumstances I find myself in.  These days, when something is free, free is good and I get to have a free colonoscopy.

Normally, I wouldn't share but hey, it's a slow news day.  Besides, I'm at the age now where talk has shifted away from talk of fast cars, fast girls, and fast food, to the topics commensurate with my 5 decades of life on the planet:  medical conditions and aches and pains.  I have my fair share of aches and pains.  The medical procedure described above is designed to protect the former from becoming an issue.

The big day is November 10.  That's my mom's birthday.

The free stuff good part comes in courtesy of the VA.  They've asked me to participate in a study where 50% of the participants do one sort of test (which I will kindly spare you the details of because you just ate), and 50% get the scope.  Guess where I landed?

Hey, they're paying, so what the heck?

I wish the scopes ended there but there's another one in my future; one that's a little bit more intimate than the colonoscopy.  Let's just say they're not going down my throat.

Ouch.

Some days, you know you want to read this thing. And then there are these days.


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